20 unprofessional answers no one should give in a job interview: 'I am very good with people because I am myself a person'

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    Interviewer: So tell me about yourself Me: I'd rather not I kinda need this job edudewheresmymeme
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    Interviewer: So what have you planned for the future? Me: Lunch Interviewer: No, like long term. Me: Oh... Dinner.
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    *job interview* so tell me a fun fact about yourself Guy: well when I was 5 I fell into the Cincinnati Zoo gorilla exh- get the hout
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    Woman: How are you qualified and why do you want to work at the DMV? Guy: I'm not and I don't want to. Woman: Holy he's perfect. Qgameboy
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    "Do you have any previous experience in retail?" Me: CISARIN 20 10 099 Accept
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    Employer: what have been the biggest failures in your life? Me: holy showhere do I start IG: TheFunnyIntrovert 9379
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    Interviewer: So why do you want this job? Well, I've always felt passionately about not starving to doth.
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    What's your greatest weakness? Honesty. I don't think that honesty is a weakness. I don't give a sh☐ what you think.
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    SO WHAT ARE YOUR SKILLS? VIA 9GAG.COM
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    Interviewer:Do you have any special skills? Me:I can eat gluten Interviewer:Jesus when can you start? EMC صوت النباتات
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    Me at a job interview wwww I AM VERY GOOD WITH PEOPLE BECAUSE I AM MYSELF A PERSON.
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    know Word. And I can open a document. Save It. Save AS Print. Print preview!
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    I hate job interviews. It's like: "WHY SHOULD WE HIRE YOU?" #FWUP ...BECAUSE YOU'RE HIRING? #FWUP
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    WHAT'S YOUR GREATEST WEAKNESS? COMING UP WITH A DECENT ANSWER TO THE GREATEST WEAKNESS QUESTION. quickmeme.com
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    VIA 9GAG.COM [Job Interview] "It says in your CV that you are quick at mathematics. What is 17 X 19?" "36" "That's not even close" "But it was quick"
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    "So why do you want to work for us?" Me: So I can pop bottles on the weekend and buy sh☐ the f☐you mean why!? GHETTOREDHOT.COM
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    WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR IN A WORKING ENVIRONMENT? GREXTSTYLE GS 1726 HIGH GROUND AND 360 DEGREE SECURITY
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    "WHAT'S YOUR GREATEST WEAKNESS?" "COOKIE DOUGH ICE CREAM."
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    Manager: So y do u think you'd be a good waiter? Me: Well, u could say I bring alot to the table. Manager: holy sh
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    "where do you see yourself in 10 years?" - VIA 9GAG.COM

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